Welcome to the Jersey Shore!

Well, welcome to a lot of you. Some of you need to go home! Hahahahahaha! I guess without all of you we couldn't have a site like this. So stop taking yourselves too seriously and be prepared to laugh at yourselves and your kin, or maybe be proud. All pictures contained on our site are real, candid, unstaged, and captured personally by us, our friends, or possibly you. We do our best to conceal identities and reduce embarassment. It is not our intention to attack or mock any individual, but rather to showcase certain character archetypes that actually exist in real life. We do not limit ourselves to finding subject matter at the beaches and boardwalks, but within all local towns, malls, restaurants, etc. We also include photos of the area attractions or people and places which please us.

We hope you enjoy perusing our pages, and we do welcome feedback on the photos. Any complaints should be sent here.

Let the amusement begin.

The other "Seaside". I always get into the area here. Better parking.

Really? Sneakers and black socks? I can only assume something went terribly wrong earlier in the day for this local sk8r.

Typical fahion found on the boards.

The best pizza in the world. That's right. "Pie" does not always mean it's fruity and searved as dessert. Come on!

This was taken on April 1, 2010. It was about 57 degrees, and there was a breeze. There's a werewolf problem at the shore.

Do you know where you are? Standing on the beach looking south at Funtown Pier.

Culture clash?

Now every girl I know, given the option, will cover the bikini bottom (not just the top) when stepping off the beach. I don't know this girl.

What's a day at the beach without seeing some crack!

This is a pretty famous stage. I should not have to tell you who has performed here.